A person goes to the doctor. Says they’re feeling down. Life is hard.
Says they’re feeling alone in this harsh world.
Doctor says “Treatment is simple! Steady Hands Circus Collection drops tonight. Go buy something from the collection, that should pick you up!”
They burst into tears and say “But Doctor….”
“I am Wesley Hands”
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Bonus Joke: The doctor smiles and laughs to herself, “You just called me Butt Doctor”
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- Items shipping anywhere else will take between 3-8 weeks, but delays are common.
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