Dead Calm Shorts
Dead Calm Shorts
Dead Calm Shorts

Dead Calm Shorts

Regular price $32.00 $0.00 Unit price per

me thinking to myself - "hmm i should make more shorts for the summer"

the goblin that lives in my head representing 90% of my followers - "make the fucking dead calm shorts or i will skin you alive"

here they are!

  • These shorts have 4 pockets! Two on the sides and two on the back
  • Material: 100% Stretchy Nylon

     SIZE GUIDE:

  • X-Small - Waist fits: (28"-30") with a 4.5" Inseam
  • Small - Waist fits: (30"-32") with a 5" Inseam
  • Medium - Waist fits: (32"-34") with a 5" Inseam
  • Large - Waist fits: (34"-36") with a 5" Inseam
  • X-Large - Waist fits: (36"-38") with a 5" Inseam
  • XX-Large - Waist fits: (38"-40") with a 5" Inseam
  • XXX-Large - Waist fits: (40"-42") with a 5" Inseam