{"title":"Trash Boys","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"trash-lord-cardigan","title":"Trash Lord Cardigan","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's like cottage core but you're the little freak who lives outside and steals the tomatoes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/products\/roadkill-bag\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHOP THE BAG HERE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e35% Viscose, 20% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 20% Nylon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e SIZE GUIDE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/mack-modeled-size-guide\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFirst model is 5'6\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/wesley-modeled-size-guide\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecond model\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e is 5'10\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/mack-modeled-size-guide\"\u003eThird model\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is 5'2\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TypographyPresentation TypographyPresentation--m RichText3-paragraph--withVSpacingNormal RichText3-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/cardigan-modeled-size-guides\" class=\"PrimaryLink BaseLink\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eModeled Size Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eThis guide shows different models with various body types wearing the full range of XS through XXXL cardigans. 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Take measurements as shown in the diagram.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003epossum opossum possom oppossom rat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Animals","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43839283986676,"sku":"112SH1TRASLORDC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small\/Medium","offer_id":43839284019444,"sku":"112SH2TRASLORDC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium\/Large","offer_id":43839284052212,"sku":"112SH3TRASLORDC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large\/XX-Large","offer_id":43839284084980,"sku":"112SH4TRASLORDC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXX-Large","offer_id":43839284117748,"sku":"112SH5TRASLORDC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/3727\/8452\/files\/Trash_Lord_Cardigan_2.jpg?v=1766416739"},{"product_id":"outlaw-cardigan","title":"Outlaw Cardigan","description":"\u003cp\u003ehe's rootin', he's tootin', and by all the power of the wild wild west i hope to gosh he's shootin'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e35% Viscose, 20% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 20% Nylon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e SIZE GUIDE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFirst model is 5'6\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/wesley-modeled-size-guide\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecond model\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e is 5'10\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/mack-modeled-size-guide\"\u003eThird model\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is 5'2\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TypographyPresentation TypographyPresentation--m RichText3-paragraph--withVSpacingNormal RichText3-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/cardigan-modeled-size-guides\" class=\"PrimaryLink BaseLink\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eModeled Size Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eThis guide shows different models with various body types wearing the full range of XS through XXXL cardigans. 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Take measurements as shown in the diagram.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eRacoon raccoon cowboy bandit \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Animals","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":43922699288820,"sku":"112SH1OUTLAWC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small\/Medium","offer_id":43922699321588,"sku":"112SH2OUTLAWC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium\/Large","offer_id":43922699354356,"sku":"112SH3OUTLAWC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large\/XX-Large","offer_id":43922699387124,"sku":"112SH4OUTLAWC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXX-Large","offer_id":43922699419892,"sku":"112SH5OUTLAWC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/3727\/8452\/files\/Outaw_Cardigan_2.jpg?v=1767131934"},{"product_id":"roadkill-bag","title":"Roadkill Bag","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHEY KILLED OUR BOY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e! 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Take measurements as shown in the diagram.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003epossum opossums trash lord roadkill \u003cspan\u003ePossom opossum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Animals","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":45546467918068,"sku":"112SH1ALLTHEPOSSC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small\/Medium","offer_id":45546467950836,"sku":"112SH2ALLTHEPOSSC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium\/Large","offer_id":45546467983604,"sku":"112SH3ALLTHEPOSSC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large\/XX-Large","offer_id":45546468016372,"sku":"112SH4ALLTHEPOSSC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXX-Large","offer_id":45546468049140,"sku":"112SH5ALLTHEPOSSC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/3727\/8452\/files\/All_The_Possum-bilities_Cardigan_1_56782615-2859-4b6f-a927-27534a884d80.jpg?v=1763998429"},{"product_id":"nice-racc-oon-sweater","title":"Nice Racc-oon Sweater","description":"\u003cp\u003ethe worst part of this being like a real legitimate business is i need to go on phone calls with real adults and be like \"please confirm the quantities of of 'Nice Racc-oon Sweaters you'd like to stock\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 35% Viscose, 20% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 20% Nylon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e     SIZE GUIDE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFirst model is 5'6\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/wesley-modeled-size-guide\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecond model\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e is 5'10\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/mack-modeled-size-guide\"\u003eThird model\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e is 5'2\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ProsemirrorEditor-listItem\" data-list-indent=\"1\" data-list-type=\"bulleted\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/knit-sweater-modeled-size-guides\" class=\"ProsemirrorEditor-link\"\u003eModeled Size Guide\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eThis guide shows different models with various body types wearing the full range of XS through XXXL knit sweaters. 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Check it out for the best idea of how each size will fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list-type=\"bulleted\" data-list-indent=\"1\" class=\"ProsemirrorEditor-listItem\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNon-Standard sizing.\u003c\/strong\u003e The sizes listed are the sizes the option will best fit, but please check the size chart to verify your sizing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize Chart:\u003c\/strong\u003e The size chart can be found as the final image on this product. Compare the measurements given to a \u003cstrong\u003epiece of clothing that you own\u003c\/strong\u003e (not your own measurements) to see how the item will fit. 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Take measurements as shown in the diagram.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003epossum opossums trash lord roadkill \u003cspan\u003ePossom opossum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Animals","offers":[{"title":"XX-Small","offer_id":45995109286132,"sku":"250SHALLTHPOSBUP1","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":45995109318900,"sku":"250SHALLTHPOSBUP2","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":45995109351668,"sku":"250SHALLTHPOSBUP3","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45995109384436,"sku":"250SHALLTHPOSBUP4","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45995109417204,"sku":"250SHALLTHPOSBUP5","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":45995109449972,"sku":"250SHALLTHPOSBUP6","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":45995109482740,"sku":"250SHALLTHPOSBUP7","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXX-Large","offer_id":45995109515508,"sku":"250SHALLTHPOSBUP8","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/3727\/8452\/files\/All_the_Possum-bilities_Button_Up_1_0cb540bb-29c9-42fd-850d-ad5adf126a3b.jpg?v=1773065496"},{"product_id":"nice-racc-oon-button-up","title":"Nice Racc-oon Button Up","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eALSO going back in time to make sure we domesticate raccoons for the same reason i'm doing the possums, i mean COME ON MAN I WANT TO CUDDLE ONE\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% rayon\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHawaiian shirt style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e     SIZE GUIDE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-list-type=\"bulleted\" data-list-indent=\"1\" class=\"ProsemirrorEditor-listItem\"\u003eModel is 5'5\" wearing a size Small!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list-type=\"bulleted\" data-list-indent=\"1\" class=\"ProsemirrorEditor-listItem\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca class=\"ProsemirrorEditor-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/button-up-modeled-size-guides\"\u003eModeled Size Guide\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eThis guide shows different models with various body types wearing the full range of XXS through XXXL button ups. 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I come out, I throw trash all over the ring, and then I start eating garbage!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e35% Viscose, 20% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 20% Nylon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e SIZE GUIDE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFirst model is 5'6\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/wesley-modeled-size-guide\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecond model\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e is 5'10\" wearing a size M\/L!\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/mack-modeled-size-guide\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TypographyPresentation TypographyPresentation--m RichText3-paragraph--withVSpacingNormal RichText3-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca class=\"PrimaryLink BaseLink\" href=\"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/pages\/cardigan-modeled-size-guides\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eModeled Size Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eThis guide shows different models with various body types wearing the full range of XS through XXXL cardigans. 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Take measurements as shown in the diagram.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eraccoons trash pandas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Around Collection","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":47850836164852,"sku":"112SH1TRASHAROC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small\/Medium","offer_id":47850836197620,"sku":"112SH2TRASHAROC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium\/Large","offer_id":47850836230388,"sku":"112SH3TRASHAROC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"X-Large\/XX-Large","offer_id":47850836263156,"sku":"112SH4TRASHAROC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXX-Large","offer_id":47850836295924,"sku":"112SH5TRASHAROC","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/3727\/8452\/files\/Trashin__Around_Cardigan_1.jpg?v=1773335100"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.steady-hands.com\/collections\/trash-boys.oembed","provider":"Steady Hands","version":"1.0","type":"link"}